Thursday, August 23, 2007

BITEY FACE SMACKDOWN

THE ARENA ... Food Lady's Bed.

THE GLADIATORS:

MR WOO - 24 lbs of hidden fury:

PIPER - 28 lbs of not-so-hidden fury

THE RULES .... NONE

1. Try To Out-Crocodile Your Opponent

2. Intimidation

3. Go For The Neck

4. Go For the Feet

4. Narrowly Avoid A Take Down

5. End In A Bitey-Face Draw

Mr. Woo adds that sucking up to the Fun Police doesn't hurt:

Really, these two are super friends. They can wrestle nicely for hours without it ever turning ugly.

Not so when it comes to Tweed. For reasons I don't understand, after approximately 22 seconds of Bitey-Face with Tweed, it turns ugly and Piper does her best to kick the living shit out of the big red meathead.

"I dunno?"

I don't suppose it has anything to do with the fact that Piper is a complete bitch. Albeit a very cute one.

Angry Donut thinks she can kick all their asses, once fortified with human flesh:

Round Eye is just disgusted with all the hooliganism. Funny, coming from a cat that climbs windowscreens and broke my camera.

Gratuitous Red Dog Photo Alert!

2 comments:

kingsley said...

Round eyes is growing cuter and cuter.

Broke your camera?

What happeneded?

Natalie said...

Piper and Woo look like such good buddies! I love watching dogs wrestle. Sorry Tweed doesn't do well. I don't know if it's Piper's fault though! Some dogs just deserve a whoopin' and maybe he's just one of them.