Friday, July 04, 2008

OMG! Jonze!

So originally the title of this entry was going to be "All Piper, All The Time" because someone was complaining recently that there wasn't enough Pipesy-D all up in here, and I was going to oblige with an all-Piper post.



And then I decided to just call it "Action" because we got some today
(some action shots I mean. doG, you are so dirty!!)


But then when I was post processing the photos, I saw this one and I screamed "OMG! Jonze!" and, well, the title of today's entry was born.

Ha! HAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Let's take a closer look at Mr. Jonze, shall we?


And I thought TWEED's shaking faces were funny!

Even Piper was all over the funny shaking faces today:

As well as the funny Wootie Toy faces:

The Wootie Toy brought out the sillies in all of my hellbeasts this afternoon.

Tweed, who is not usually keen on the disk-type toys, nor on any sort of vertical motion whatsoever, kindly obliged me with a single leaping (sort of) shot. But look at the marvellously ridiculous pantaloons he's got goin' on back there!

Even Mr. Woo, who longs for the days for Fifa, I suspect, and is losing interest in the purple gyre of blessed goodliness, managed to give up some big air and good action.

Remember in David Lynch's 'Fire Walk With Me' where the characters go behind the evil curtain and suddenly gravity is all messed up?

Yeah. Wootie went behind the evil curtain, I think.

And then he went up. Waaaaaaay up.


OMG! Jonze!
(Auntie Food Lady said "Don't drink the water Jonze, you'll turn into an Ass Fountain on Jasmine's apartment floors!" But Jonze did not listen)

There are so many photos from today I would like to share with you; you'll have to go to my flickr site to see them all.


But a couple more for the road:

1) Puppy Smackdown!


2) Big Dog Smackdown!

In 3 ... 2 ....

... 1!!!!


3) Ever had one of those days?
So you're taking a photo of a blue heron as it flies past, and it takes a mighty dump in the ONLY photo that turns out half decently in the batch.


4) Pigs.
WTF? Oh that's right, I forgot to tell you - I had a shoot with a client who happens to be fostering a whole bunch of pot bellied pigs for a rescue called Hearts On Noses. They all seem to answer to "Watermelon" and they are all looking for homes. It was the most fun I have had on a shoot for a long time!

Speaking of shoots: I will be in the Seattle area on Saturday July 12th to take photos. I can squeeze in one more shoot if you're quick about letting me know!

5) I have a secret. I can't tell you what it is yet, because duh - it's a secret! But soon, all will be revealed. Until then

ALL PIPER, ALL THE TIME!


16 comments:

dp said...

OMG are you getting a PUPPY?

The Border Collies said...

"OMG are you getting a PUPPY?"

What? HELL no! Not unless Ian Ripley gives me Kuro's sister. I nag him relentlessly, but so far, no dice.

No no, no puppies for The Food Lady. The Food Lady already finds it difficult to squeeze in a ride or a run every day. No time for a puppy!

dogzoomies said...

Love the Twin Peaks reference.

The look on Jonze's face in "Big Dog Smackdown" is hilarious.

Hee he aha ha... the bird crap photo, too funny!!

I admit I have also been wanting to see more Piper here as well... so even though it's not all Piper, you made up for it by putting up the photo(s) of those ridiculously cute piggies.

riosmom said...

Let me guess - you are getting a new bike! Yes? Loved all the pictures today but I always do.

Anonymous said...

Maybe she's pregnant! That would be bigger news than a puppy :P

jane said...

Thanks for the glimpses of the Flamboyance!

The Border Collies said...

If it were a new bike I would be VERY VERY happy!

If I were pregnant, I would be VERY VERY mad!!

There is less room in my life for a baby than a puppy, and less money in bank account for a bicycle than a puppy.

I'm still not getting a puppy though.

2halves said...

I hope the secret has to do with The World Tour containing a stop in the bay area.

I don't want to hear about a great new dog, great new job, wedding, lottery winnings....none of that crap. Keep you happiness to yourself. Are you shooting my dogs, or what??!!

OK, and I'm sorry, but if you were prego, I would laugh. Is that bad?

The Border Collies said...

"I don't want to hear about a great new dog, great new job, wedding, lottery winnings....none of that crap. Keep you happiness to yourself. Are you shooting my dogs, or what??!!"

What are you talkin' about woman? You don't need me to shoot your dogs - you're doing a wicked job of that all on your own!

Sadly, my Cali trip had to be canceled this year. Maybe next year. I keep running out of time!

Riva said...

no Cali trip????

how REWD!!!

oh well, we'll just have to stay satisfied with the pics (and can I ask without being insulting...is Woo a little errr...portly? Still handsome of course!)

The Border Collies said...

Mr. Woo is actually SKINNIER than he was a few weeks ago. However, one could not realistically identify him as "thin." Mr. Woo is a lot of small dog.

insanedogowner said...

Kat & Piper are "evil twins that were separated at birth." My first thought on seeing the top Piper picture was "HTF did she take pics of Kat when I wasn't looking?" Not to mention that I am in So Cal and you are waaaayyyy up there - but besides that small geographical problem...

BTW - AUSSIE PANTIES!!!!!!!!

Carol said...

Piper does everything with such prissiness, uh, I mean *femininity*, that's right... FEMININITY! I don't know if I like the shake face or the wootie toy photo best. She is just beautiful in any case. Thanks for more Piper.

Jonze/ass fountain, heeheehee!

Let me have my guess... you found a new apartment! 2000 sq ft garden apartment with a photo studio and a wardrobe room for your props. And the rent is less! (Alas, it is in Podunk, SD.) No??? Okay, you have a new boyfriend...

Jean said...

Awesome, awesome photos, Sheena! Love the piggie snouties, and Belle with her tongue out......and Wootie behind the evil curtain!!!

I just love the action shots of your dogs - they slay me!

Biggie-Z said...

OMG, I am in love. I had to click on the closeup of Jonze's face to get the full, eyes-going-in-different-directions-face. I love it.

Fred Farnsworth said...

Kat & Piper are "evil twins that were separated at birth." My first thought on seeing the top Piper picture was "HTF did she take pics of Kat when I wasn't looking?" Not to mention that I am in So Cal and you are waaaayyyy up there - but besides that small geographical problem...